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Derik sniffs kittie's butt. "Does this deplete the ozone layer?"
MegaBlue_Ranger powering down KittieC: bye james! J_D_Salinger: has anyone seen my phaser..I want some target practice...while my target is still here! *** MegaBlue_Ranger is now known as _James_ J_D_Salinger: : ) KittieC: derik! naughty! _James_: bye all J_D_Salinger: derik: ewwww! Wyndy: 'night James J_D_Salinger: g'nite james *** _James_ has left channel #alt-mmpr (I have to go...'nuff said...errr wrote ;)) Kristen: derik: it involves a lot more than mooing Derik: Kittie: a 1993 styudy found a correlation between cow flatulance and ozone depletion! Derik: I'm serious! J_D_Salinger: Only Minnesotans would know that fact! Derik decides to do a study. Zyuray: im out, laterz *** Signoff: Zyuray (Daddy loves you) Derik hands Kittie a burrito. Rovang: Yeah, that's how to quit! *** Signoff: AdamPark (Connection reset by peer) Derik: mew... KittieC shoves the burrito up adam's ass KittieC: ;) *** J_D_Salinger is now known as SilverI_EternalRanger Derik holds a lighter up to Adam's butt... *** RAD_X (OMEGARAD@167-139-211.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #alt-mmpr RAD_X: Hi everyone KittieC: the channel is rocked by the resulting explosion *** Artistica (MJPineiro@201-241-91.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #alt-mmpr KittieC: hi rad SilverI_EternalRanger: hey Rad! Dude! KittieC: ARTIE! SilverI_EternalRanger: Hello Artistica, welcome to #alt-mmpr Rovang: Hi "Art." Kristen: hey maria!!! :) Artistica: Hello, everyone! :) KittieC hugs artie Artistica: Wyndy??? Terri??? :D Wyndy: MARIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAD_X: hi Kittie RAD_X: Hi Silver I Artistica: Hiya's! Artistica: Awww...thanks, kit! RAD_X: :) Wyndy: Yeah, that's me. Artistica: TERRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Derik hands Kittie an almond cookie. KittieC: heehee Artistica: I'm so glad I popped on, now! :D RAD_X: hee.,.,hee KittieC shoves the cookie up rad's ass. (no offense rad) Kristen: maria: what about me???? >:( SilverI_EternalRanger shoots the cookier out of Kittie's Hand! Rovang: Good night, everyone. Kristen: night rovang! Derik hands kittie an almond cookie. KittieC: g'night rov Artistica: Kristen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Artistica: :D KittieC shoves the cookie up rov's ass RAD_X: yeah thanks kittie. Artistica: Bye, Rov... SilverI_EternalRanger warns Derik to stop passing the cookies out, or else!!!! Kristen: maria: that's better ;) Artistica: LOL! Rovang: Thanks Kittie. SilverI_EternalRanger: Rov: leaving???? *** Signoff: Rovang (Connection reset by me) Artistica: Well...you "ignored" be earlier on! ;) J/K Derik hands kittie an almond cookie. SilverI_EternalRanger: Derik!!!!! RAD_X: AH! RAD_X: Quit with the cookeis derik! LOL! KittieC shoves the cookie up james's ass Derik: hmm? RAD_X: why are u shoving cookies up are butts KittieC? KittieC: lots of asses w/ cookies in em tonite.... Derik: Heh... almond cookies cause rectal pain! KittieC: rad- cause i don't wanna eat em SilverI_EternalRanger picks up Kittie and teleports to an undisclosed location : ) Artistica: I've got to "skeedadle" for a sec...BRB! ;) Derik hands Kittie an almond cookie. RAD_X: k. Kristen: ok maria KittieC shoves the cookie up derik's ass Derik: ow! Derik: Getting kinda personal arn'y you Kittie? KittieC shoves an anvil up silver's ass KittieC: derik- yup. SilverI_EternalRanger: now...that really hurts! RAD_X: Innocent peopel gettins cookeis up there butts tonight:( KittieC: NO ONE MAY ESCAPE THE COOKIES IN YER ASS! Derik hands kittie an almond cookie, just to see what happens. SilverI_EternalRanger Power Down!!!!! *** SilverI_EternalRanger is now known as J_D_Salinger KittieC shoves the cookie up derik's ass along with an anvil Wyndy covers up her butt... RAD_X: LOL! J_D_Salinger: kittie: you go girl!!!! RAD_X: LOL! Kristen: ouch KittieC: derik's butt looks a little big 2nite....! RAD_X: :( RAD_X: LOL! KittieC: hee...hee Derik makes a grunting noise. Derik: *clang* KittieC: *snicker* Derik: out! Derik: oy... KittieC: *giggle, snort* Derik reaches for some preperation H... Kristen: shiver me timbers! she's going to blow! RAD_X: haha KittieC: serves you right cookie boy. ;) RAD_X: LOL! J_D_Salinger thinks that you guys are sick! RAD_X: ME dont liek cookie in butt. KittieC only blows if ya ask real nice. ;) Derik hands Kittie an almond cookie. Derik duct tapes his rectum shut. J_D_Salinger: "you make me sick, sick, sick!!!" KittieC svoves the cookie (along with some lit dynamite) up derik's ass KittieC: err shoves RAD_X: me? KittieC: and the tape went up there too Derik: waoh.. nice trich. RAD_X: this is a silyl chat LOL KittieC: thanx. Derik turns his ass in Kittie's direction. KittieC: *BOOOOM* J_D_Salinger: in the long run, I think tat Derik enjoys it! KittieC is covered with pieces of derik and cookie RAD_X: LOL! KittieC: euwww. KittieC: someone hose me off please? Kristen: hey! no explosives in the room! RAD_X: Im sure he does Derik braces himself as his ass explodes, covering Kittie with a fine brown mist. RAD_X: *hoses kittie off* KittieC: you know he does Artistica: OK -- I'm back! :) KittieC: thanx rad Kristen: re maria :) Artistica: Derik: LOL RAD_X: ;) Derik: I think you dislidged something! KittieC: wb artie you missed the fun! ;) Artistica: I can see that! :O Derik gets reconstructive surgury on his ass. |