Droids & Sex

Contains Mature Topic, duh


    Session Start: Sun Jan 04 22:36:29 1998
<Derik> :)
<White_Tiger> In a recent poll, 80% of the PR fans surveyed said that they believed it was likely that Billy 'did' Alpha 5 at least once
<Derik> LOL!
<ShanieDyQatt> So THAT"s what he meant by "fully functional!"
<Charles__> <bwahahahahaha>
<Derik> Multi-functional...
<ShanieDyQatt> Or fully sentient, at any rate ;)
<ShanieDyQatt> Whatever ;)
<Derik> I wonder if that mans Alpha goes both ways...
<ShanieDyQatt> Probably
<Derik> means.
<Derik> <Alpha 5> So, what're you wearing?
<White_Tiger> hahah
* Charles__ hopes his log is catching all of this.
<Charles__> :)
<Derik> <Alpha 5> I mean Billy, Zordon's great and all, but after 10,000 yeas I'm just tired of only gettign head!
<ShanieDyQatt> HAHAHAHAHAHA
* ShanieDyQatt is logging this :)
<Charles__> :>
<Derik> Ok...
<Charles__> Shanie> You must send this to Amanada, okay? :)
<Derik> Quick vote...
<Charles__> And Amanda, too. :>
<Derik> Whick Ranger is more likely to have banged Justin? Kat, or Carlos?
<Charles__> Carlos!
<ShanieDyQatt> Tommy
<Charles__> Oh my gosh--he was always hanging all over him.
<ShanieDyQatt> You gotcha, Charles ;)
<Mitsou> ewww...i'm just not in the mood for this
<Charles__> And tht little friend of Justin's, Miko or whatever--they were such lovers it was hilarious. :>
<White_Tiger> No shit
<White_Tiger> Keep the pedophilia to a minimum people ;)
<Derik> Chuck: there's a fic to that effect somewhere.
<Derik> er- with nick.
<Derik> niko.
* ShanieDyQatt remembers the time she posted the topic "Justin is Tommy's _eromenos_" :)
* Charles__ doesn't want to read it. :)
* Derik ran into it with dejanews.
<Derik> so we have one vote for Carlos...
<Charles__> Derik> Niko? Okay.
* Charles__ forgot.
* Charles__ think shis vote should count for three votes.
<Charles__> :)
* ShanieDyQatt votes for Tommy :P
<Derik> anyone vote for Kat? I mean, with all those hours she spent 'training him in' in the command center?
<ShanieDyQatt> That'd be my second choice, Derik
<White_Tiger> I suppose the only reason anybody would hang out with somebody younger than them is to have sex with them right?
<Derik> Kat: 1 Carlos: 1
* Charles__ 's second choice is also Carlos.
<Charles__> And then Ashley, I guess.
<Charles__> <heh, heh>
<Derik> WT: that's how you get your bitches right?
* Derik cucks.
* Derik ducks.
<Charles__> :>
<White_Tiger> We have some damn twisted people here
<ShanieDyQatt> Hey, I resent that ;)
* Derik patiently waits for WT's vote.
<Mitsou> that is an understatement, tiger
* Derik doesn't resent it.
* Charles__ agrees with Mitsou.
<White_Tiger> And I seriously hope you all stay away from children since the only way you see them is as sex objects
<Charles__> Dreik doesn't resent it, he resembles it.
<Charles__> ;)
* ShanieDyQatt 's not twisted, just gay :P
<_Dante_> like chasing amy?
<_Dante_> hrrmmm
<ShanieDyQatt> Oh God, don't get me started on that movie
* Derik suddenyl realizes that WT reminds him of Rov on one of this 'rightuous furies' right now. :)
<_Dante_> that movie is fabulous
<_Dante_> absolutely great
* Derik had yet to see it. :(
<White_Tiger> You could learn a thing or two from Rov
<Derik> But I work at the mall where Mall Rats was filmed.
<White_Tiger> (No more than one or two though ;)
<_Dante_> the scenes with those 2 girls mackin down
<_Dante_> that was great
<Derik> WT: tell me about it1 That boy is FLEXIBLE!
<_Dante_> the stares and whatnot
<Adm_Tolwyn> err...
<Adm_Tolwyn> okeedokee
<_Dante_> the intellectual discussion of cunnilingus
<_Dante_> beeeeaautfil
<_Dante_> FUL
<_Dante_> even
<White_Tiger> "Maestro lines up for the shot..."
* Adm_Tolwyn doesn't like to have run-ins with "flexible" guys
<Charles__> Dante> That's always a lot of fun. :)
<ShanieDyQatt> Cunnilingus? WHEREWHEREWHERE?!
<_Dante_> and how bout that when she flips back to being a heterosexual?!
<_Dante_> that was cool
<Derik> Adm: oh, like YOU don't wish you could flex your spine like that!
<Adm_Tolwyn> "I'm taking heavy turret fire..."
<_Dante_> but she was an outcast
<Charles__> What? Cunning linguist?
<_Dante_> quite sad
<Charles__> <tee, hee>
<ShanieDyQatt> I would think the girl was probably bi, actually
* Mitsou has no idea what's going on now...
<White_Tiger> "Another one bites the dust!"
<_Dante_> those fools couldn't see the hipocracy
<Adm_Tolwyn> Derik: not really...
* ShanieDyQatt has problems with that movie and it's terminology
<Adm_Tolwyn> Der: I'm happy the way I am...
* Charles__ doesn't, either, Mitsou.
<Derik> Adm: stick-in-the-mud.
<White_Tiger> Tolwyn is a one dog kind of man
<Charles__> So, Mitsou, how do you feel about Tracy Lynn Cruz? L)
<Mitsou> not a big fan charles...you? ;)
* Derik remembers how hard he laughed when Rov told him that, and then reminded him of his comemnt 'Having a girlfriend is too much trouble.'
* White_Tiger can sense Mitsou's self control
<White_Tiger> Do you think Rov would do a computer?
<Charles__> Mitsou> Neither am I. ;)
* Mitsou is trying to be a little "nicer" this year
<Derik> WT: eh?
<Charles__> (Which is an understatement.
<ShanieDyQatt> Do you think AJJ would do me? :)
<White_Tiger> Is that a new year's resolution?
<Mitsou> kinda, tiger
<White_Tiger> My new year's resolution is to expand my sphere of influence by 2700 hectares
<Mitsou> ambitious goal ;)
<Derik> good for you!
<_Dante_> "Do i make you ho'ny baby? yeeaa!"
<White_Tiger> "What country is this car from anyways?"
<Derik> "Do you sell toys?"
<Derik> "I am a curator of rare artifacts and antiquities."
<Charles__> :/
<Derik> " I need a birthday present for my son."
<_Dante_> "an EVIL veterinarian?"
<Derik> "Hmm, perhaps this will do."
<Derik> "Ooh! A Khrusy the Clown Doll! How much?"
<Derik> "Wait, the Doll is cursed."
<Derik> "That's bad."
<Derik> "But it comes with a free frogurt!"
<Derik> "That's good!"
<Derik> "The Frogurt is Also Cursed."
<Derik> "That's bad."
<Derik> "But it comes with you choice of topping!"
<Derik> "That's good!"
* Charles__ is digusted that he's on the edge of his seat waiting for Derik to continue.....
<White_Tiger> haha
<Adm_Tolwyn> gee thanks for the old halloween special re-run
<Derik> "The Topping contaisn Sodium benzate."
<Derik> "..."
<Derik> "that's bad."
<Adm_Tolwyn> its potassium benzoate
<Derik> "Can I go now?"
<Derik> sodium, potassuim... same diff...
<White_Tiger> <Adm_Tolwyn> You really should be studying the periodic table
<White_Tiger> <Derik> Eh, I'll write it on my hand
<Adm_Tolwyn> D: uh.. sure
<White_Tiger> <Adm_Tolwyn> Including all known lanthanides and actanides?? Hahah good luck!
<Adm_Tolwyn> including all known actinides and lanthanides>?
<Adm_Tolwyn> teehee
* Derik forgot the " I also sell Frozen Yogurt, which I call FROGURT!" thing at the begining.
<Adm_Tolwyn> "Sure he does... curly, stright, curly, straight, curly, doh!"
<White_Tiger> "There are two types of people in college. Nerds and jocks. I, being a jock, must harass all nerds."
<Derik> <White_Tiger> I have here this rare abtion figure of Bobba Fett with the package mispelled 'Bobba Fet', $400
<White_Tiger> hahaha
<Adm_Tolwyn> "I will show you something if you promise to keep your grubby hands behind your back..."
* Derik suspects WT would feel right at home as the proprietor of Android Comics.
* Charles__ is about to start freely quoting from the Mary Tyler Moon Show.
* Derik is about to permentantly silence Charles with a staplegun.
<White_Tiger> Derik: Man, you missed all the Zyuray and WT animosity towards comic store owners
<Charles__> "A delievery room is no place for a woman!"
<Charles__> "Just checking my lipstick, dear!"
* Derik permentantly silences Charles with a staplegun.
* Charles__ pelts Derik with Power Rangers Spin Fightes.
* Mitsou starts shooting kat mercilessly for entertainment
* ShanieDyQatt snickers and starts shooting Koosh flingshots at people
* Derik applies the yazuka honor code to Charles spelling and cuts off his thumb.
<White_Tiger> Mits: hahahha
<Derik> Man..
* Charles__ notes Derik forgot an apostrphe in that.
<Derik> that would be fun to put on a website, the 'shoot kat' game!
<Derik> I said spelling, not grammar.
<Derik> besided, I ALSO said YOUR spelling, NOT mine!
<Mitsou> sure derik...and have cogs that get in your way that you have to try to avoid shooting ;)
<Derik> LOL...
<White_Tiger> hahaha
<Charles__> Derik> I know. *sigh* I was commenting on your use of grammar, and it wasn't in any way linked to your commenting on my spelling.
* Derik pulls off his thumbnail, revealing a glistening monofilament wire which he uses to behead Charles.
<Charles__> Mitsou> That's a really good idea.....
Session Close: Sun Jan 04 23:02:45 1998

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