Drunken Fun

(Some mature content)


    [Rovang switches bodies with Kittie using his telepathy machine.]
DrunkenKittie: Drugs!
_Sash: "I'm a bitch, I'm a tease, I'm a goddess on my knees...."
_Sash: zj: nope
[Jewel_Noxenet floats around the room]
zj: sash:know anyone who does?
Jewel_Noxenet: whoooopsa
Trent: Sash: that song is soooo last week
DrunkenKittie: Goodness gracious, she wasn't kidding! She IS in the rag! YUCK!
[Jewel_Noxenet tucks her shirt in]
[zj wants to control someones mind]
_Sash: trently: ;P i so like still like it!
Jewel_Noxenet: ok thas better
*** Rovang is now known as DrunkenRovang
*** DrunkenKittie is now known as KittieC
[Jewel_Noxenet continues to float]
_Sash: kittie: what is this????
DrunkenRovang: Hey, what's this do?
KittieC: kittie are you experimenting with my body?
[DrunkenRovang explodes.]
Jewel_Noxenet: kik
Jewel_Noxenet: lol
Trent: MTV and the radio stations played it too much
KittieC: KIK?!?!?
[DrunkenRovang screws Trent.]
_Sash: trentlY: I don't listen to the radio and barely watch mtv!
zj: what is kik?
[Jewel_Noxenet punches her keyboard]
zj: rovang is gay run for you life!!
Trent: ACK
Jewel_Noxenet: lol
KittieC: zj- no i'm not! i'm over here, im Kittie's body!
Trent: get away from me you fag
[zj jumps into a tree so rovang can't get him.]
HulkSkywalk Trent: Why are you ignoring Heaven?
DrunkenRovang: Joe, switch me back. This sucks.
KittieC: Kittie stop screwing men with my weiner!
zj: trent:want to get into the trees? the tree next to me is free
DrunkenRovang: LOL
Trent: I'M NOT!
Jewel_Noxenet: lol
*** Signoff: _Sash (Client exited)
Trent: sure zj
[KittieC switches back into his own body using telepathy]
*** ZeoBrent (~brent@dialup5.ds2.livenet.net) has joined channel #alt-mmpr
*** DrunkenRovang is now known as Rovang
*** KittieC is now known as DrunkenKittie
Rovang: Better?
DrunkenKittie: whooo.... that was... interesting.
DrunkenKittie: hey trent let's do it agin. this time, YOU screw ME!
Jewel_Noxenet: lol
DrunkenKittie: hullo brent i'm drunk
Rovang: Ew, what the hell were you doing with this, Kittie??
zj: trent:u want me to thow you into the treetop, or are you gonna jump?
DrunkenKittie: rov- i was using it on trent!
Jewel_Noxenet: hehe
[Trent eyes whoever is inthat bodie]
ZeoBrent: hehe..
Jewel_Noxenet: this is so funny
ZeoBrent: so I see..
ZeoBrent: how did u get drunk?
Jewel_Noxenet: Hulk made her drunk
ZeoBrent: oh..
ZeoBrent: with what?
Jewel_Noxenet: he tried to make me drunk too
[Rovang smashes his telepathy machine.]
Jewel_Noxenet: but I slugged him
Jewel_Noxenet: hehe
ZeoBrent: Beer Gas?
DrunkenKittie: he used maaaaagggggiiiiiiiccccccc!
Jewel_Noxenet: no a spell
[DrunkenKittie dances naked]
ZeoBrent: oh..
ZeoBrent: hehe
[HulkSkywalker makes a Jewel voodoo doll]
ZeoBrent: at least I'm not drunk..
[Jewel_Noxenet closes her eyes]

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