| * TabbyCat turns Static-Pulse into a mouse, "Don't mess wit' the magic kitty."
<Static-Pulse> hunh? *** MayaQ is now known as MayaQ-WaffleEatin <Static-Pulse> I am a lab mouse vying for Internet domination. * TabbyCat gives SP a tiny lab coat. <Static-Pulse> thqnx * TabbyCat puts the lab mouse in a doll house. <Static-Pulse> hey! <TabbyCat> Doesn't Mousey like his house? <Static-Pulse> I shall turn this primative domicile into my base of galactic conquest. <Static-Pulse> Where do you keep your Daleks? <TabbyCat> The what? <Static-Pulse> The Daleks. *groan * Ok.. how about thermo-nuclear fusion devices. Do you have any of those? * TabbyCat magically puts little curtains, furniture, and mouse-sized clothes in Mousey's house. <Static-Pulse> STP. <Static-Pulse> STOP.. This is no way to treat your future ruler <TabbyCat> Umm...Mousey only gets SAFE things. * TabbyCat moves the house onto a table. * Static-Pulse rips down the curtains and uses the rods to build an antenna. <Static-Pulse> I shall summon my battle fleet * TabbyCat fixes the curtains. <Static-Pulse> How humiliating * TabbyCat puts the mouse in a pink dress. <Static-Pulse> STOP it * Static-Pulse rips the dress off anf styorms up to his bedroom. <TabbyCat> Why, you look so cute, Mr. Mousey. * TabbyCat puts the mouse in a blue dress, "That better?" <Static-Pulse> Augh <Static-Pulse> I will NOT stand for this <TabbyCat> Stand for what, Mousey? * Static-Pulse storms out of the hous, takes the dress off and heads for the kitchen * TabbyCat puts the mouse in a pink dress with a pretty pink bow. * Static-Pulse climbs up onto the counter <Static-Pulse> augh * Static-Pulse takes the other dress off and jumps into the sink. <Static-Pulse> I shall escape you, vile chatter * Static-Pulse dives down the drain. * TabbyCat takes the mouse out of the sink. <TabbyCat> Bad mousey! <Static-Pulse> (hah, too late) * TabbyCat gets a plumber to get her mouse back. <Derik> oh hey SP! * Derik licks the DarkBeast. <TabbyCat> My mouse! * TabbyCat puts the mouse in a dress, and locks him in a cage. * Static-Pulse takes the dress off. * Static-Pulse uses his tail to pick the lock and escapes the cage * TabbyCat catches Mousey. * Static-Pulse runs for the baythroom and hops on the toilet. <Static-Pulse> I don't like being a mouse... <TabbyCat> Mommy says I have to sell you now. You a naughty Mousey. * TabbyCat sells the mouse to Derik. <Static-Pulse> *thhbbbppptt* <Static-Pulse> hehehe <Static-Pulse> You fool. <Static-Pulse> Derik shal;l provide me with the resources.. haha <Static-Pulse> I will CRUSH you. <TabbyCat> Derik, here's Mousey's house, and his clothes, he needs 12 hrs of sleep a day. <TabbyCat> Keep Mousey out of trouble. * Derik puts the dress ont he mousey. <Static-Pulse> Hey! <Static-Pulse> Judas! <Derik> what? * Static-Pulse takes the dress off. <Static-Pulse> Bah.... * Static-Pulse looksat derik <TabbyCat> Either way, Mousey, you lose. <Static-Pulse> I don't suppose you have any daleks? <Derik> pink with whits polka-dots is very slimming for your figure. >:) <Derik> sorry, no Daleks, just some low-rent Chromites... <Static-Pulse> That's a new species... Chromites.. * Static-Pulse goes to find out what that is. * TabbyCat gives Derik more pretty dresses for Mousey. <Derik> General Havok's robot warriors. <Static-Pulse> oh, ok... * Derik puts the cute lacey bonnet on the mousey to shade it's cute mousey head. <Static-Pulse> well, at least YOU knew what a Dalek was. <Derik> :) * Static-Pulse sticks his toungue out at Tabby. <Derik> he's so cte.. <Derik> he's so ucte.. <Derik> bah. <Static-Pulse> hehe * TabbyCat puts makeup on Mousey. * Derik puts SP in a wedding dress. <Static-Pulse> UCTE = Universal Controlling Tyrant Extrordinaire <Derik> aw, isn't that just ADORABLE?!?! <MayaQ-WaffleEatin> lol <Static-Pulse> wedding dress <Derik> who shall be the groom? *** MayaQ-WaffleEatin is now known as MayaQ * TabbyCat puts a veil on Mousey's head. <Static-Pulse> how undignified. <Static-Pulse> If the guys in the UCTE Union ever catch wind * MayaQ snaps her fingers and the Mousey is transported to a wedding chapel <Static-Pulse> wb, Maya * Derik puts a bow-tie on SentaiRick and marches him down the asile with SP. *** SOD-Axe2 (sodaxe2@24.3.242.203) has joined #alt-mmpr <MayaQ> LOL! * Static-Pulse looks at Rick <MayaQ> hey Soddy <Derik> yo SOD> * TabbyCat turns Soddy into a mouse. <Static-Pulse> I think this is a Baaaaaad idea * MayaQ throws rice at the newlyweds * TabbyCat puts soddy in a tux and puts him by Mousey. <Derik> SP: why? it works with Gerbils... * MayaQ gives SP and Rick her present of a blender <Static-Pulse> Derik, I'm a mouse.. No, wait.. I meN human <MayaQ> Tabs: what? SP gets two husbands? <Static-Pulse> I'm not a gerbil <Static-Pulse> HEEEEELLLLLLP!!! <TabbyCat> Rick is human. <TabbyCat> Soddy mouse. * Derik feeds Sp pellets <SentaiRick> i can't marry twice anyway. <Derik> Tabby: this is the 90's. <MayaQ> oh wait * TabbyCat marches Soddy and SP down the aisle. <MayaQ> rick's just the father <MayaQ> cause he went down the aisle <Static-Pulse> Pellets.. grrrr. <MayaQ> the groom waits at the end of the aisle, remember? <Static-Pulse> When I transmogrify myself to my original form, you will all pay! * Static-Pulse broods <MayaQ> lol <Derik> Maya: mouse weddings can be different. :) * TabbyCat puts Soddy at the end of the aisle and makes Rick the minister. <TabbyCat> Marry the mice. *** Red_Skull (redskull@152.204.46.75) has joined #alt-mmpr <MayaQ> NOW! <Red_Skull> Hey. <MayaQ> hey red <TabbyCat> hi * Derik spritzes SP with anti-transmogrification spray. <Derik> yo Red! * MayaQ snaps her fingers and turns Red into the Flower Girl * Static-Pulse grumbles * MayaQ snaps her fingers and SP is back in Mousey form * Derik scratches SP's ears. <TabbyCat> Only magic kitty can turn mouseys back. <MayaQ> oh wait <Static-Pulse> hah! <Static-Pulse> fooll <MayaQ> you said anti <Derik> I'm very good with rodents. <MayaQ> n/m then <Derik> I had two gerbils as a kid... <Static-Pulse> I was never out of the mouse form <Static-Pulse> by adding another spell... <Derik> er- hamstrs... <Static-Pulse> YOU'VE TURNED ME BACK <MayaQ> no way man, I'm a Q <TabbyCat> Nope. * Static-Pulse jump in a TARDIS AND LEAVES <Static-Pulse> hahah <MayaQ> i only do what I want <TabbyCat> I'm the magic kitty. <Static-Pulse> I'm freeee * MayaQ snaps her fingers and SP is back in Mousey form <TabbyCat> I'm the only one who can undo the spells. * Derik uses his @ to turn SP back into a mouse, the ceremony must go on. <Static-Pulse> grrr * Static-Pulse pops back <Derik> of course... both my hamsters died... <MayaQ> whatever, SP is a mouse now again <Static-Pulse> There's never a damn demigod around when u need it. * Static-Pulse looks around <Static-Pulse> or maybe there is <TabbyCat> Rick! The wedding! * Derik reaches into SP's head and plucks out whatever he's thinking at this very moment. <MayaQ> hell, i'm an omnipotent being =) more powerful than any "god" full or otherwise <Derik> :) <MayaQ> good one, Derik * SentaiRick 's entrance theme (scsa.mp3) starts and he heads down the aisle. * SOD-Axe2 has a questions about Ground Zero..... The Carranger guys IN THE Ohranger's Mehca? * Static-Pulse forgets what he was thinking about (the second Ramona) * Static-Pulse sobs <Derik> SOD: yeah, it's from the Carranger v. Ohranger movie. <Static-Pulse> I always cry at weddings, especially when I am a mouse, and it's mine. <MayaQ> lol * Derik tossed in a buncha fun sentai shots while making the movie. <TabbyCat> hehe * MayaQ saves that quote * SentaiRick cuts his music and sits down with a cold one. * Derik gives SP... uh... mousenip, to make him tipsy. <Static-Pulse> *hic* <Degenerator-X> does anyone know how hard it is to write a biography <Derik> SOD: anything else? <Degenerator-X> its hard lemme tell you that * TabbyCat adds quote to her pongs list. <SOD-Axe2> uhhh <SOD-Axe2> clips frow YESTERDAY's ep? <SOD-Axe2> from <SOD-Axe2> of PRLG AND PRPP? <TabbyCat> The wedding, people! * MayaQ pokes Red <MayaQ> MARCH, child! <Derik> SOD: anything else? <MayaQ> I wanna see you toss those flower petals LIKE YOU MEAN IT! <Red_Skull> Eh? <Red_Skull> Don't poke me there! <Red_Skull> Oh, OK. <SOD-Axe2> nope <Static-Pulse> hunh? *** Red_Skull is now known as Flower_Skull * TabbyCat gives a basket of rose petals to Red. <SOD-Axe2> O_o *** SOD-Axe2 is now known as Gag_Skull * Flower_Skull throws petals around like there's no tomorrow. <Gag_Skull> O_o *** Gag_Skull is now known as Silver_Skull <MayaQ> damnnnnnnn derik =( it wont let me see the video <Derik> Maya: do you have realplayer G2? <MayaQ> yes <MayaQ> do i need the absolute newest version? * Flower_Skull whispers to Derik what he'd like to do with these flowers... <Derik> um... * Derik shrugs. <MayaQ> or will the second newest do? <Derik> Maya: probably- my encoders only like 2 weeks old. <MayaQ> ok <Derik> :) <MayaQ> well i'm getting the auto update now <TabbyCat> Okay. Mouseys are at the altar. <Derik> they just came out with the G2 encoder for mac, so I assume it requires most recent. * Derik heard Mitsou had problems too... this might be the reason * TabbyCat literally drops the mice at the altar. * MayaQ sniffs * Derik gices the mice wedding pellets to nibble on during the ceremony. <MayaQ> my litte Mousey is all grown up <MayaQ> !!! <MayaQ> er, little * Flower_Skull throws flowers at the mice. * Static-Pulse fiddles with a circuit board *** Chello (MeIsChello@lawkyts311.mis.net) has joined #alt-mmpr <Flower_Skull> WHEEEEEE!!! <Static-Pulse> soon.. very soon.. <Flower_Skull> Flower Power! * SentaiRick raises an eyebrow...I might be able to run g2 now with 48 megs of ram (used to try to run it off of 24) * TabbyCat takes the circuit board. <TabbyCat> Rick, the mice. <Derik> Rick: think it would work? * Silver_Skull doesnt show up for the wedding (yay) <Static-Pulse> Give that back, you malodorous boob <SentaiRick> Derik: Could try. * TabbyCat puts Soddy at the altar. * Derik snifft Tabb's boobies. "No they're not." * SentaiRick 's stupid @$$*** keeps forgetting that i have more ram now. * TabbyCat arranges mousetraps around the mousey church. <Derik> Rick: go for it! it can't hurt anyway... <TabbyCat> Rick, the wedding! <Static-Pulse> Now... I have had enough of this... * Static-Pulse begins to groqwl * Static-Pulse 's fur begins to turn grey and blue <Derik> just remember- the throughput on this RM is 8kps, so don't try to stream--download. ;) <Flower_Skull> Reverend, marry the damned mice so I can stop with the flowers! * Static-Pulse starts to grow * Static-Pulse urns into... *** Static-Pulse is now known as DarkBeast * TabbyCat makes SP be a good little mousey. <DarkBeast> Hahaha * TabbyCat turns SP back. * DarkBeast grabs tabby and breaks her neck <DarkBeast> hah <TabbyCat> Bad mousey! * SentaiRick growls...now who the hell's sposed to be married? * MayaQ snaps her fingers and SP is now a Mouse sized DarkBeast * Derik feeds Darkbeast chocolate. <DarkBeast> DarkBeast is all powerfu; * DarkBeast is greater than Maya <MayaQ> Rick: Soddy and SP <TabbyCat> DarkBeast and Soddy. <DarkBeast> I draw my power from the great Interspeed.net <MayaQ> DarkB: I'm a Q <SentaiRick> get their *** up to the altar. <DarkBeast> hah * Derik grins evily, and turns DarkBeast into a DarkMouse. <DarkBeast> so? *** DarkBeast is now known as DarkMouse <DarkMouse> :-p <Derik> >:) <MayaQ> I control the fate of the universe * TabbyCat turns SP into a mouse. I'm a magic kitty! Powered by the great umm...power of Ninjetti? <DarkMouse> Derik's power... too great... * SentaiRick points to soddy. "Do you?" * Derik scoots Darkmouse onto the altar. <MayaQ> in fact, humanity was a sneeze on my father's part * SentaiRick points to Darkmouse "Do you?" <DarkMouse> grrrr. <DarkMouse> NO! <DarkMouse> I do not <DarkMouse> Nor will I ever <Flower_Skull> DAMN! * TabbyCat threatens to kill both mice if they don't. * Derik pokes DM sternly. <MayaQ> eep! i still get gibberish! * Flower_Skull shoves a flower up SPs @$$. * DarkMouse shales his head <MayaQ> derik, try emailing it to me <DarkMouse> nope <Flower_Skull> You do, dammit! <Derik> maya: addy? <MayaQ>************* <DarkMouse> nope <SentaiRick> eh, I don't give a damn. By the power vested in me as the Reverend Stonecold, and the power of the almighty Rickweiser, the bottom line says both of you are married. <MayaQ> lol <DarkMouse> " the bottom line says both of you are married." <DarkMouse> Balony.. I demand to see this "line." *** Flower_Skull is now known as Red_Skull <MayaQ> and the fine print says no divorce <MayaQ> :P <DarkMouse> fine * TabbyCat gives the newlyweds a toaster. * SentaiRick stunners Darkmouse, chugs another cold one and struts out of the chapel. * DarkMouse gets an anulment <MayaQ> thanks Red <TabbyCat> None of that either. <DarkMouse> no divorce.. just anulled * TabbyCat shows SP the contract. <TabbyCat> No marriage, no transformation back to human. <DarkMouse> I didn't sign that. <MayaQ> you didnt need to * Derik picks up DarkMouse by the scruff of his neck (he makes cute noises when I do that) and tosses him in a shoebox with SOD_Mouse. <Derik> Time for the honeymoon. *** Silver_Skull is now known as SOD-Mouse <DarkMouse> Let me out of this box. <SOD-Mouse> *squeak * *smirk* <MayaQ> lol <MayaQ> no * DarkMouse takes the toaster apart and builds a transmitter. * DarkMouse contants TMJ <DarkMouse> contacts * TabbyCat takes the transmitter away. <SentaiRick> hey...don't take offense...I'm the son of a son of a pastor...so that means i can conduct mirc weddings. <TabbyCat> Bad mousey. <Derik> I think Skull likes you. ;) <DarkMouse> too late * Derik pumps a mouse aphrodesiac into the box. <Red_Skull> Haha <DarkMouse> oysters <Derik> DarkMOuse: no world domination until you get laid. >:( <DarkMouse> ew <DarkMouse> no thanjs <MayaQ> LOL! <DarkMouse> I *** SOD-Mouse is now known as smacks * SentaiRick ain't gonna watch that one..heh. *** smacks is now known as SOD-Axe2 <SOD-Axe2> whoops * DarkMouse waits for TMJ * SOD-Axe2 smacks Derik with a peice of lint <DarkMouse> Where is that cybernetic creton *** Chello has quit IRC (Quit: J`Adore La Frommage! ) <Derik> why, i ask, am I being smacked? <SOD-Axe2> <Derik> I think Skull likes you. ;) <DarkMouse> I dunno. * Derik pets Darkmouse. <DarkMouse> Derik, maybe they're into rough stuff <Derik> SOD: you canged your name so you could marry SP, what was I supposed to think? <Derik> I think it's kinda sweet really... <DarkMouse> hehe * TabbyCat turns TMJ into a mousetrap. <DarkMouse> hey <SOD-Axe2> I AM NOT MARRYING SP <TabbyCat> Done did. <SOD-Axe2> WHAT... I MEAN WHAT WERE U GUYS THINKING <DarkMouse> no messing with the imaginary cybernitic clone live-in minion lovers * Derik scooches Skull and DM back into the box and rolls a porno. <TabbyCat> eh, I don't give a damn. By the power vested in me as the Reverend Stonecold, and the power of the almighty Rickweiser, the bottom line says both of you are married. <DarkMouse> haha <DarkMouse> Mouse Porn * DarkMouse chuckles * SentaiRick snickers <TabbyCat> Rick said that, now you're married. * DarkMouse reads the Porn box <DarkMouse> "National Geographic?" <DarkMouse> "The New York Sewer Rat?" <Derik> SP: It's supposed to be a documentary, but it's got some REALLY sute mouketeers in it... <MayaQ> lol <DarkMouse> Derik, I figured so... * Derik doesn't bother to correct his spelling. <DarkMouse> You know, you should have used Rescue Rangers <DarkMouse> That would have gotten me hot. * Derik shows SOD_Axe2 the mouse porn to see what happens. <DarkMouse> Gadget. :_)~ <Derik> SP: you get off on Chip doing Dale? <Derik> oh- that. <DarkMouse> no... Gadget. * DarkMouse used have such a Cruch on her. <DarkMouse> n/m <SOD-Axe2> O_O (dies* <SOD-Axe2> *dies8 <Derik> <DarkMouse> There's just SOMETHING about a TV show that has a main character named 'Zipper.' <Derik> <Derik> Like CNN's White House coverage? <DarkMouse> Derik, he was a 'fly' <TabbyCat> Maya, did you get my emails? <Derik> for a white guy. <MayaQ> Tabby, to what adress? <TabbyCat> the webmaster one. <DarkMouse> haha <MayaQ> mmkay i go check now * Derik again puts SP and SOD into the box together in the hopes of spawning a new generation. <Derik> hey SOD, is SP a moaner- or a screamer? <DarkMouse> LOL <MayaQ> lol <DarkMouse> Derik, this is sounding like a bad sci-fi * MayaQ is getting a BUNCH of quotes from this <DarkMouse> Mouse ver. 2.0 <DarkMouse> Mouse ver. 2.0: the New generation. <Derik> \DM: like 'Species'? ;) <TabbyCat> I'll get the quotes later and send in the log. <DarkMouse> haha <DarkMouse> do I kill after mating? <DarkMouse> or am i like th mantis and kill before" <MayaQ> lol <TabbyCat> You can't kill Soddy. * Derik accuses SP of not showing enough skin to atteact SOD. <Derik> well- er, fur. <DarkMouse> I only need his sperm * DarkMouse shows SOD a vial <SOD-Axe2> oh god im leaving *** SOD-Axe2 has quit IRC (Quit: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Galaxy/4048/ (Soddy's PR Fanfics) ) <DarkMouse> Fill it up. <DarkMouse> hahahaha <MayaQ> damn <DarkMouse> I win <DarkMouse> I have suceeded <MayaQ> actually, he's just out getting the champagne <DarkMouse> All of you tried, but you should have known.... NO ONE BEATD DARKMOU- er, DARKBEAST! <MayaQ> he'll be back * Derik shows SP the filled Vial. <DarkMouse> wow <DarkMouse> That was fast * DarkMouse drinks from the vial <Derik> yes, it was. <DarkMouse> what was that? milk? <Derik> now spread 'em. * TabbyCat puts SP in a cryogenic tube. * MayaQ looks at the cake <MayaQ> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm <MayaQ> cake * Derik artifically inseminates Static-Pulse with a Turkey baster. <DarkMouse> hahahaha <DarkMouse> I feel so violated. heh <TabbyCat> Like cake that I sent you? <DarkMouse> Turkey Baster <DarkMouse> does that make it a "bastred child?" <DarkMouse> "bastered child" <MayaQ> hah hah hah\ <Derik> well, your kid is gonna be just the CUTEST little butterball... <MayaQ> Tabs: yes!!!!!! <DarkMouse> hahah <MayaQ> dude, Coreo is their kid <DarkMouse> no.. <DarkMouse> it's MaxMouze <DarkMouse> hahahahaha * Derik sighs... <DarkMouse> I am the "mother" of apocalypse <Derik> ]like boor Gabby and Hope... <Derik> poor <DarkMouse> who? <MayaQ> LOL! <Derik> Gabrielle... <Derik> on Xena. <DarkMouse> oh <DarkMouse> hahaha <Derik> she gave birth to the anti-christ\ <DarkMouse> ew, yuck, no <DarkMouse> That would make me gabby <DarkMouse> bleh <DarkMouse> birthed the anti-christ, before Christ? <Derik> no, Christ was born 4 years before that. ;) *** MegaBlue (BlueRanger@port72.lor.net) has joined #alt-MMPR <MayaQ> JASE!!!!!! <TabbyCat> Hi, Jase. <Derik> Ioulas was one of the wise men. *** Red_Skull is now known as BRB_Skull <Derik> yo MB. <DarkMouse> hi, MB <MayaQ> lol *** Hulk (BigBot@98AD5DAE.ipt.aol.com) has joined #alt-mmpr <MegaBlue> Jacky! Tabster! Derik! DM? <MegaBlue> Hey Hulk <MayaQ> HUUUUUUULLLLLKKKKKKK *** T (eueueue@dial063.compuland.com.br) has joined #alt-mmpr <TabbyCat> Hi, Hulk <DarkMouse> DM = DB under a curse <MegaBlue> oh oj <MegaBlue> ok too <MayaQ> you missed the wedding!!! <Hulk> Wedding? <TabbyCat> Hehe <MegaBlue> I missed it too <DarkMouse> don't asl * Derik exposes DarkMouse to gamma radiation. <DarkMouse> ask * DarkMouse mutates into HulkMouse *** DarkMouse is now known as HulkMouse <HulkMouse> Me crush puny humans <Derik> hey SP... <TabbyCat> I'll send you the log later, Jase, okay? <MegaBlue> ok <Derik> SpiderWoman II is Jamerson's niece. <MegaBlue> Well, somebody'll send it to me <TabbyCat> I will. <HulkMouse> niece?????? <Derik> yup. <Hulk> Derik: Dont you mean Spider-Woman III? <HulkMouse> oh, no <HulkMouse> NO ONE GETS THIS LOG <Derik> well- his wife's niece. <TabbyCat> Haha! <Derik> <Derik> SpiderWoman III is Jamerson's niece. |