The Rovenator
by Kittie

It was a very hot day in #alt-mmpr. White-Tiger noted this aloud as he finished fuffing Lynn, and Derik <nodded> in agreement. "Actually," he said matter-of-factly, "I think it got a lot hotter ever since you took off your pants."

"Really?" CLF's eyes grew wide as he stared at White_Tiger's enormous schlong. "Wow I've never seen anything like that!

"I got it goin' on," agreed White_Tiger. Lynn just moaned in ecstacy.

"You're staying over there, right?" DrMM uneasily glanced at Artistica. Neither of them thought they could handle WT.

Derik <nodded>. "Don't worry, Lynn'll keep him occupied. In the meantime, Me and CLF will be happy to take care of you."

DrMM made a face. "No thanks."

They sat idling for a few minutes, until Derik spoke again. "Well anyway...."

"UNGH!" White_Tiger yelled suddenly.

"Umm... yeah," said Artistica. DrMM twiddled her thumbs.

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Meanwhile, a mean, bitter young man by the name of Zyuray was brooding in another channel. "Those damn #alt-mmpr idiots, they get the hell on my nerves. I'll fix them. I'll send a monster to disrupt their merrymaking. Especially that White_Tiger. He used to be my homeboy but now he's just like the rest of them! I'll put an end to that." An evil smile lit up Zyuray's face.

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"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Damn it woman, Tommy was the best leader ever and anyone who says otherwise is a cheap ho." White_Tiger stuck his tongue out at Kittie and laughed cruelly.

Kittie put her hands on her hips. "I am not a cheap ho! I cost a whole five dollars!" Salinger then twiddled her vigorously.

"Come on guys, behave," begged Kristen. White_Tiger kicked her in tha nads.

"GRRR I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

Derik looked around at the newcomer and <nodded.> "Monster."

"I AM THE ROVENATOR," growled the hideous creature, "AND I WILL HAVE YOUR NADS FOR MY BREAKFAST."

"Too late," said DesertThunder, "WT already ruined Kristen's."

White_Tiger stepped up to the Rovenator. "What are you trippin' on?"

"I AM NOT TRIPPING ON ANYTHING. I AM HERE TO CARRY OUT THE WILL OF MY MASTER, ZYURAY."

"Zyuray?" blondude started to cry. "Zyuray is mean to me."

"Zyuray's mean to everyone," sniffed Kittie disdainfully.

"ENOUGH TALK, IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!" The Rovenator stepped on Anycool, squashing him flat.

"Oh no!" yelled CLF. "You killed Anycool! You Bastard!"

The Rovenator just laughed and killed Xander-Harris and Robert next. blondude kept crying, so Kristen gave him a teddy bear, which The Rovenator promptly ate. White_Tiger decided he'd had enough.

"Hey Rovenator!"

"WHAT?!" The Rovenator turned glowing, evil eyes on WT.

"Chill out, dude."

The Rovenator blinked, confused. "Chill... out?" It slowly began to shrink, until it turned into a teenaged blonde boy with glasses. "What happened?" the boy asked.

"You're one of Zyuray's monsters," Kittie told him, "and you killed Anycool."

"He killed Xander-Harris and Robert too," blondude sobbed.

JDSalinger shrugged. "So?"

The boy looked stricken. "Oh no, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to."

White_Tiger put his arm around the boy. "S'alright. Hey, why doncha join us, we're celebrating the demise of Xander and Robert."

"Really?"

"Sure," Derik <nodded>. "What should we call you?"

The former Rovenator looked thoughtful. "I don't know."

"How about Joey," Kittie chirped. "Joey Rovang."

"I like it," Joey smiled. "Thanks, I'm glad I didn't kill you."

"Me too," said Kittie. "I haven't finished with Sal yet."

End