Death to 'Johncool'*, the Mystery

by Robert

"Hello? Robert I have some news... After you left this morning some cops came by the house... They where CIA's" "WHAT?" I screamed into my cell phone... as my wife told me what happened. "They came by because there has been a murder. John Stewart was killed last night.. They said that the witnesses saw a person with long hair running away. Since he didn't have many enemies with long hair they have the list narrowed down a lot." I asked my wife if she knew who all was on a suspect. She replayed by saying "I don't know but I think you should come home right now!" I told her I'm on my way as I walked out the door of the Ford Motor Company and jumped in my jeep.

"I should be home in about 20 minutes" I told her then I turned my phone off. I drove down the freeway as fast as possible then pulled into the driveway of my house on the edge of Lake Michigan. I got out of my jeep as I noticed four CIA agents walking around my house. I walked up to one and asked if I could help him. He said "No sir. Are you Mr. Hanson?" "Yeah thats me." "Sir please come inside" the man said. "O.K." Then I walked in my front door. My wife ran up to me as I put my keys away. "Hi Tara whats been going on?" I asked. "A lot." I looked over at the agent that asked me inside and said "What do you want?" He replied by saying "Last night there was a murder in Canada. The victims name was John Stewart" I stopped dead in my tracks as I thought Johncool? The agent looked at me and said "Would you happen to know anything about that?" I looked back at him and said "No. Now unless you have a arrest warrant for me or my wife I recommend turning around and walking out the door NOW!"

The agent turned around and walked out while saying "I'll be back soon."

*New York*

"Brent come here dear." Brent walked into the front room of his penthouse apartment looking at his wife Jenn. "What is it Jenn?" "Look at this Brent" `Reporters voice.` "Last night in Canada the mayor of New York was brutuly murdered. Contacts say that someone walked up to him and gunned him down" "We are told my authorities that the person had long hair and was tall.. If you know anything about this please call CIA HQ at 444-3025 ASAP" `End of report`

"Brent we know who that is.. It's John (Johncool)" Jenn said. "Your right... I think I know who did it to.. The list is pretty short considering how many people knew JC who had kinda long hair." Brent told his wife. "Who do you think did it?" Jenn asked

*Florida*

"DAMNIT WHY WASN'T I TOLD OF THIS? YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF JUNK! I SHOULD KILL YOU ALL!"

*Back in Michigan*

"Tara I have a feeling I know who did this." I told my wife. "Who do you think it is dear?" she asked as my son James ran down the stairs screaming "DADDY! YOUR HOME!" "Woah slow down hot-shot" as I was ambushed.

*Canada*

"Hahaha I killed John for what he did to me and if anyone ever messes with me again they'll get worse!" a shadowy figure said...

*Wisconsin*

"Chris I just had some horrible news.. John was killed last night." Becky Dunn said. "WHAT?! Johncool? That John? WOAH! Jake is going to flip out.. their like best friend!" Chris said.

*Washington CIA hq*

"We know who killed Mayor Stewart." A tall agent said.

"Who is it sir?" A new first day rookie asked. "Well from looking at the evidence we have decided that the killer is Robert Hanson" the agent said.

*Back in Michigan*

"Tara I have a bad feeling" I said as I pulled Tara into the kitchen and closed the door. "Did you do it Robert?" she asked as she looked into my eyes hoping, praying I would say no. "Of course not.. I could never do that. Anyways you know I was here all night... You and me where watching a movie remember?" I told her. "OH YEAH! So you didn't do it!!! WOOHOO!" Tara screamed as we heard the door been banged on then suddenly CIA agents came busting in.

"Robert Hanson your under arrest for the murder of John Stewart" an agent said. "Fine... Go ahead and take me away" I said as I kissed my wife good-bye and knew that the killer would not be able to help but been at the trial which was to be the next day in New York.

*New York City Jail*

"Man I hope Stacey is here... I know she did it out of rage from JC breaking up with her" I thought to myself. Suddenly a large guard walked up to the cell door and opened it and escorting me out. I suddenly felt a cold wind coming at my back and dove forward and jumping up. "WOAH!" I screamed as the guard stood there holding a gun ready to shoot. I jumped up and swept the guy's legs from under him and then ran down the hall only to learn that all the guards are in on this and I thought to myself "Oh man I have to get out of this alive... If not for myself then for Tara and James." I saw the guard hit the button opening the cell door as I kicked the guard out of the way.

Suddenly there was a huge explosion and part of the wall disappeared. I stood there as the dust cleared. I noticed Stacey John's ex-girlfriend standing there. I yell "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? TRYING TO GET ME KILLED?" She replied by saying "Maybe... at last I have John out of the way." I thought to myself, "I knew it. She had been mad at John ever since he broke up with her"

*New York*

"Brent come here quickly" Jenn yelled as Brent came running into the front room of his and Jenn's apartment. "What is it dear?" "There has been a jail break... guess who escaped?" "Who Jenn?" he asked as he stood there looking at her drying his hair. "Look" As she stepped away from in front of the TV my face appeared on the TV. "What? Robert? Kill John? Woah..." as his eyes got big..

I knew that by now the news was all over the world considering New York is one of the most important cites in the world.

*Florida*

"YES! The jerk-off Robert is in jail! He'll be dead by the end of the night," a shadowy figure said as he stepped into the light and revealing it was Philip-Bk. "So we don't go kill him boss?" "NO! YOU MORON! I always hated him," Phil said as Christine (NinjaPink and Phil's wife) walked into the room "Phil did you hear about what Robert did in New York?" "Yeah" he said.

*Michigan*

"Oh no... Robert!" Tara had thought. "Daddy! Noo... whats daddy doing been shot at by the big guys?" James said to his mother tugging on her pants leg. "Settle down sweetie... It's going to be OK.. Daddy's just in a movie on TV," Tara said as she hoped she had convinced her son to forget about it.

*New York jail*

"Are you coming or not Robert?" Stacey said as she stood in front of the now destroyed wall. "No thanks. I'd rather be released than escaping" I said as I turned around and walked down the hall to the court room. "Fine" Stacey said, then I turned around and grabbed her arm and dragged her down the hall to the court room with me. I hoped the tape recorder I had planted in my ring was still working.

I walked into the court room of where my trial was to be. "What is the meaning of this?" The judge said as I walked up to the bench. "This is sir," I said as I pushed the button in the middle of my ring as Stacys voice started playing revealing she said she had murdered John Stewart. "Mr. Hanson you are released. Madam you are under arrest for the murder of Mayor John Stewart" The judge said. My cuffs where taken off and I walked out of the court room. I thought that I would stop by my dad's place he bought over looking the statue of liberty but I decided to jump on the plane and go straight home.

*Michigan*

I walked into the house and said "Guess whos home!" Tara came running out of the kitchen and James flew down the stairs. "ROBERT! YOU'RE HOME!" my wife said and my son ran up and said "Daddy did you have fun with the movie people?" I looked at Tara and then looked at James saying, "Yeah it was fun. I just hope I never go threw that again.."

*A week later in John's home town of Ontario Canada*

"We are gathered here today to say good bye to a great man... Mayor John Stewart. He will be missed very much" the preacher said as the casket was lowered forever. I turned around kissed my wife and walked off to my car trying to clear my mind of the last week.

The End!

* Name was changed.

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