Top Ten Reasons for Derik to Idle
By AmandaB, TinyTim, and Static-Pulse
10. He's watching PR...in all the time zones.
9. He's trying to beat Lurk's idling record (He's only at 9.8 days--needs 10.6)
8. He's baking almond cookies
7. *lick*
6. He's away, 'getting laid'
5. He's practicing new licking techniques
4. A giant rubber monster crushed his house
3. Katie's drool shorted out his keyboard
2. He's conspiring with Brent to take over Alt.
The Number One Reason for Derik to Idle
1. He's alone with pictures of his hottie, Elgar. Do not disturb.
